Hippo

thought 15 years, 4 months ago...

my boyfriend calls me hippo. it's a joke - we one watched a documentary on animal planet about a 'tame' hippo - and since then, it's become my nickname.

i'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing. am i supposed to feel fat? territorial? like a good mother?

who knows.

Hippos are the shit. I remember reading once that they're literally impervious to small-arms fire because their skin/fat is so thick. They're like cuddly tanks.

  1. Hippos are mammals.
  2. Hippos fight ALL the time.
  3. The purpose of the hippo is to flip out and kill people.

George Washington had a pair of false teeth that came from a hippo.

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