Wine

I've found the wines I enjoy most are the cheapest, crappiest wines. I find that this annoys people who are actual wine-enthusiasts.

In general i've found that people dislike my choice of alcoholic beverages because I like things that are sweet tasting and/or fruity. I tire of this needless antagonism - I don't bother you about what you want to drink, sir - leave me and my drink the hell alone.