Whip

I had a whip at the age of five... purchased when I wanted to be either Zorro or Indiana Jones when I grew up. Unfortunately, I didn't become either.... where did I go wrong? Oh wait, I'm a girl, and girls can't become fictional characters. My bad.

If I still had that whip... I'd probably be a tiger trainer by now.

When did I decide to give up all my dreams, and settle for nighttime halucinations?

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Ha! I'd forgotten I'd written this. I actually have a whip now, by no choice of my own. I had mentioned to someone wanting to be Indiana Jones, and he sent me a hat and a whip in the mail as a joke. I had to make a lot of whip jokes when I got it. It was fun to whip it out... hehehe

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