I'm always spilling whatever I'm drinking out of the corners of my mouth when I drink. Bottled juice, a glass of rum, a canteen of water... Practically every time I drink, it ends up on my chin and shirt.
All "you've got a drinking problem" jokes aside, what the hell is wrong with me?
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