Morphine

Watching my sister on morphine may be the highlight of my life.

Okay, so, she was in a lot of pain and doesn't really remember anything that happened while she was in the hospital on morphine, but it was priceless.

When she looked up at the surgeon, he eyes glazed over from alcohol and drugs, and said in an airy voice, "You're hot," I never thought I could be so amused by someone strapped to a hospital bed.

Two days later, as she was being prepared to be wheeled to an x-ray, she looked up at the male nurse and said, "You wanna join me in this bed?"

Oh man, it was pretty freakin amazing.