Today I was paid $125 to stand around in a park dressed in full pirate attire, and talk like a pirate while making tourists answer ridiculous riddles and make them sing and generally embarrass themselves.
In other words, I had a much more awesome day than you did.
Yes, yes you did.... Last time I went to work dressed like a pirate.... my boss wasn't happy....
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