In a discussion over the state statutory rape law that one cannot give consent while intoxicated:

HAUSMATE: What if you're both drunk? Is it like double rape? HAUSMATE WHO DOES NOT DRINK (being sarcastic): If I had a nickel for every time I'd been double-raped... ME, WHO DRINKS BUT PROLLY SHOULDN'T: I'd have ten cents. EVERYONE ELSE: We so didn't need to know that.