Universe

Oi, universe, you belletrist. If my life isn't a real-world version of a picaresque novel, then what is it? You need to hurry up and decide. Is it a series? Maybe a triology? If so, the first book was a bildungsroman, and I'm a few chapters into the second book, which might be a treatise about moving on and dealing with guilt. The third book, I don't even have a guess...

Just don't go all Kafka on me.