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I can't take action movies seriously anymore, not because I find their premises ridiculous, because I find their lead actors ridiculous. John Travolta! You were Danny Zuko, and now you are a Scientologist. There is no way I can possibly think of you as an action hero. John Travolta! You were also Doody in a different version of Grease! Why does anyone take you seriously?!

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