Army

i am not surprised no one has thought about this before. probably because you lucky sons of bitches never had to deal with the army. my husband is a US infantryman, and let me tell you something... it's shit. no, it's more than shit. it's a steaming pile of shit riddled with maggots. they don't pay you enough to live, they put you down, they mock you... nothing is ever good enough. so you're willing to die for your country? not good enough. lose five more pounds and fill out paperwork faster. we give you crappy second-or-maybe-fifth-hand equipment that malfunctions or breaks? you need to buy new ones with the 1000 bucks a month we pay you to provide for your family of three. your daughter needs new shoes? not before you need another set of ACUs.