Midget

I hung out with my buddy Julie today for a couple hours, one-on-one. She is like 4'10", so not quite a midget, but off by two inches. I've tried to set my friends up with her, because she fits very well into our group (though she never hangs out with us, 'cause she goes to a different school). Anyway, I used to have a pretty big crush on her, and today I realized that I was probably right. That chick rules. I am 6'3". Me and Julie could probably work emotionally, but not aesthetically. Ha.

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