I bought a My Little Pony today. I haven't had one of these things since I was a kid, and even though I felt vaguely ridiculous being 21 years old and agonising over which little plastic pony to pick... damnit, I feel better having bought it. Aside from being a symbol of my childhood and my innocence and all that bollocks, it's a cute little figure that now sits on my monitor and gets her mane and tail plaited and beribboned. I don't care that I'm not eight years old anymore, I still think they're pretty.

And for the record, I bought the one with pink and orange hair that smells of coconut. Spent the rest of the day huffing a little plastic horsie and not one of my friends dared laugh.


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