Mudslide

It was the next day after a party that new no genre. BYOB had resulted in an untouched six-pack of Kalua Mudslides taking up space in the fridge. Even though these items would never be purchased by us willingly we decided to open one for a taste.

The taste was disgusting and sour so we left it on the counter or something nearby.... We went to pour it out later that day and found a dead mouse in the bottle. We could have sued and made money but we didn't. Instead, we were disgusted and keep repeating the story.

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