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I have a friend that loves food. Actually, that's an understatement. He WORSHIPS food. I have never known anyone that loves food as much as him. It's a little ridiculous. It kind of freaks me out. He will plan his meals weeks in advance. And he's constantly eating. Constantly. I swear one day he had three different good sized meals within two hours. I don't understand how anyone can eat that much. I can't believe that he eats because he's hungry. I think he just eats for enjoyment. He reminds me of a fish actually. As long as there is food around, he will eat. That can not be healthy.
He and I were talking today, and I developed a theory about why he loves food so much. I think he suppresses his sexual urges and they manifest themselves as a love for food. I know it's a little Freudian, but it makes sense. As much as "normal" guys think about sex is how much he thinks about food, and if you have ever seen him eat a piece of cheesecake, you'd swear you were watching something inappropriate.
And the way he eats really bothers me. I have seen him lick a plate clean. Why would you do that? I understand wanting to get everything, but that's going a bit too far. You are almost 20 years old. You don't lick plates.