Ever since I got a smart phone, it's taken me twice as long to poop.
some nights i stare at it as it rings, willing it to stop but too afraid even to silence it because whoever is calling might know that i'm there and i have nothing to say to them. some nights i stare at it pleading in my head ring ring ring and it never does.
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