my boyfriend calls me hippo. it's a joke - we one watched a documentary on animal planet about a 'tame' hippo - and since then, it's become my nickname.
i'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing. am i supposed to feel fat? territorial? like a good mother?
Hippos are the shit. I remember reading once that they're literally impervious to small-arms fire because their skin/fat is so thick. They're like cuddly tanks.
George Washington had a pair of false teeth that came from a hippo.
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