Storyline

To Whom it may concern,

A change needs to be made in the current storyline, ratings are dwindling. I suggest turning the current art house movie about the college life of a woman with lupus who is prone to socially awkward babbling and getting into hilariously inappropriate conversations into a romantic comedy.

I recognize that this may make it of lesser artistic value, but the lead actress is getting very bored with the current plot. Be assured the storyline can return to normal after a brief interlude into the world of romance. But seriously now seven years without so much as a pick up line directed towards lead, and 22 years without so much as a kiss is really pushing it. Lead actress is threatening to go on strike if new story lines do not appear in the very near future.