Fucked

Great. Just great. When I woke up this morning, I ate some cereal, had a smoke, went into the bathroom, brushed my teeth, grabbed my Ativan bottle. Opened it. Motherfucking dropped it. Into water and toothpaste and mouthwash. They're all ruined, and now I'm waiting for the guy on call, I think he's a resident, to call me back, because it's against policy to help like that, but I think my hyperventilating on the phone might have convinced him I'm telling the truth.

Damnit.

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