Cookies

They were supposed to cook for 10 minutes, but they are not ready even after 15. It's probably because I didn't put in any love this time. It's the secret ingredient!

Why does he make it so difficult for me to do anything nice for him?

Also--and I'm debating how much of an absolutely awful idea it would be to tell him this--at this point, after everything that's happened, he really should know better than to ask me to do things for him if he doesn't actually want me to.

And on a practical note, somebody needs to get these god damn things out of my suite before I eat them.