Frog

I keep wanting to write a song called "me and my frog."

This has been going on for a year now and I still haven't found a good way to frame it without it coming off corny as fuck.

I wonder if French people really find it offensive when they are called frogs? Or is it one of those terms like redneck that get embraced by those it's meant to deride? I don't know any French people, so I can't get the answer straight from the frogs mouth. Ribbit. I would like to know many French people. I like French people. I do not eat Freedom Fries. Frogs are ok, but I don't think I'd want to be called one. I'd rather be known as The Platypus.

ok. so i sound like a dying frog right now...uck. my voice is all croaky and my throat feels all funky...uck...gum seems to help but yet again...uck... why can't i be sick and sound normal?