Hentai

I have this feeling that somewhere out there is some really enticing hentai, but maybe that's just me being optimistic.

Despite all my earlier posts, I have since found happiness in a long lasting relationship. This girl is fantastic, and case in point, this story:

She found this website that she linked me to saying 'OMFG'-- it's a website that makes dildos of non-human penises. Like dolphins... or mythical creatures like dragons. It's a truly horrifying sex toy collection.

However, we found they also had a tentacle dildo.

And I joked "Oh man, I could buy a bunch of those, you could dress up like a Japanese school girl, and we could partake in some crazy hentai roleplay."

And she responded with: "...am I an awful and fucked up person if I think that's an incredibly awesome idea?"

Me: "You bet! Which is why I love you and we should totally do it."