This weekend, a friend of mine introduced me to the "yawn and stretch".
We were sitting on his bed watching tv. King of the Hill. Someone said, "Don't forget the yawn and stretch!!"
"What's that?" I asked my friend.
"It's stupid. It never works. It's, like, if I wanted to put my arm around you, I would do this." He proceded to fake yawn and put his arm around me.
I cuddled closer to him.
I moved away again. After all, it was only a demonstration.
"Yeah, it's stupid," he told me again. "If I wanted to put my arm around a girl I would just do it. It's just..." he put his arm around me again.
I wanted to stay there forever, but, it was just a demonstration. We were just friends.