I'm far too old for this. I have shed 97% of my self consciousness. It took a while, believe me. I'm blunt. No subject is taboo. I honestly don't give a fuck what people think anymore. It's nice. That other three percent? It's when I'm attracted to someone, and I don't have them figured out. That other three percent sucks. I don't know what to say, I'm not funny. The person has to basically mount me, or take a whiz on me to mark me as their own, before I'll admit to myself the attraction is mutual. I've never wished someone would take a metaphorical piss on me, before.

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Wow. Multiple people taking a metaphorical leak on me. I'm flattered.

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Hey, I metaphorically had to go.

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I was just making a "When it rains, it pours, and then you have to tell some of the raindrops that you're celibate or whatever to get them to... uh.. drain properly? Away from me?" Some of my metaphors are awesome. Some aren't. -shrug-

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