Coffeeanddoughnuts

Yesterday as I was starting to get out of my car, I felt someone or something staring at me. It was Coffee and Doughnuts. There he was telling me it was his birthday, again. He had his rake across his handlebars and his dingy Crocodile Dundee hat on. I knew what would happen he would ask me for money when I tell him no (I will explain why later) he says "ma'am I at least need change. In a much sharper tone, I snap back "uhhhhh I said what I said". He rode down Main Street cussing me just like always. I promise this is real life I don't think anyone could make this kinda stuff up. He normally finds me walking out of my apartment but yesterday is was on Main and Jacskon.

I call him Coffee and Doughnuts because this dude came to my door shortly after I moved in. He wanted to know if he could shovel as he stood with the same damn rake and Crocodile Dundee Hat!!!! He also asked me for coffee and doughnuts. It was a bit alarming, so I sent best neighbor ever a message and said did you just see that and he missed it. So I tried to explain but all I could rember vividly was his gray shoes and the hat oh and wanting to use a shovel to rake. It is very obvious Coffee and Doughnuts has the lights on but nobody is home.

He returned to my door again last spring. I was not playing with Coffee and Doughnuts I told him to go and he did. I text best neighbor ever and tell him he showed up again. Then he caught me going out to my car and went through his didos and when I told him I did not have change he got a bit belligerent. To the point I had to stand behind the car door and say "take your ass on down the road" and he did. After that I was outside talking to Best Neighbor Ever and he said you cant give them money he made that mistake once with Coffee and Doughnuts. He kept coming back. Yesterday I didn't even notice him. Like there he was. I absolutely cannot stand that. People that try to cross that personal space are skating on thin ice is all I am saying.