View Thinker #f5253f's profile thought 17 years, 4 months ago...

I'm so sick of pretending to be okay.

Sick of pretending that everything will magically get better.

I can't pretend anymore.

My life fucking blows.

View Thinker #5f1f0a's profile thought 17 years, 4 months ago...

When I was younger I used to love to play pretend games. Now, I can't stop.

View Thinker #00cc00's profile thought 17 years, 8 months ago...

Halloween is one of the few times I don't have to pretend to be a straight. It is appropriate and even encouraged to scare the piss out of others. I can be myself and not alienate those who would otherwise misunderstand my unusual predelections as dangerous.

During October 2006 while "acting" in a haunt, I made three women pee themselves and one very burly man fall down and crawl away from me in terror in front of his friends. I made hundreds of people scream; many people break down and sob; several beg to be escorted out; others go into panic attacks or hyperventilate. Just by uttering a name, I caused groups of friends to freeze in their tracks with eyes wide and ears straining.

Until next time, I'll continue to pretend to be similar to my peers so I can lure the ignorant into my web of gentle education and empowerment.

View Thinker #220437's profile thought 18 years, 1 month ago...

It’ll never happen again. I’ll always say yes. It’s my choice. I’m telling you to use me. I’m in control. I’m in control.

lets all pretend.

Sometimes I only feel like myself when I'm pretending to be somebody completely different.

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