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MY BROTHER POSTED A PICTURE OF MY DEAD SISTER ON FACEBOOK.

I'm so fucking pissed.

At him. At my mother. At the situation. At everything.

I can't not see her face. I can't even cry anymore. My own numbness pisses me off. I don't need this shit. That image is never going to leave me alone. There was a reason I didn't go to see my sister's dead body. But how can my idiot mom understand? She was the one with the goddamn idea to invite her kids to go see the body. Fuck her sensitivities. And she wonders why I won't talk to her anymore.

Annoying things that people do in their online profile pictures:

Use a picture of two, three, or more people posing for the camera, with no indication of which one he/she is.

Use a picture where the person was obviously posing with another person, but cropping the other person out of the picture, resulting in a profile picture where the person is bizarrely leaning against the right or left side. Seriously, just take a picture of yourself and use that.

Use a picture of them making out or being cute with their significant other. HEY EVERYONE. HEY! LOOK AT ME! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! SHE'S IN MY PROFILE PICTURE! NOW EVERY TIME YOU TRY TO TALK TO ME ON THIS WEBSITE, IT WILL BE LIKE YOU'RE TALKING TO BOTH ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND WHILE WE MAKE OUT IN FRONT OF YOU.

View Thinker #394170's profile

I'm more annoyed by the people who don't actually have pictures of themselves but rather a duck or a lolcat or something. At least in your examples their face is in there somewhere.

View Thinker #000000's profile

And then they have a weird name like Shabadoo McLovesBacon and send you a friend request and you have absolutely no way of discerning who in the fuck they actually are.

View Thinker #394170's profile

So you just decline them! Easy.

View Thinker #77406d's profile

I'm going to log into my Myspace after leaving it for dead months ago and change my name to Shabaddo McLovesBacon.

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