Jesus

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I agree... I always thought Jeebus Crizzle was probably just one of us, who was made out to be more important than he really was. Also I have this theory-type thing I've been thinking about a lot. Okay... so they say Jesus is "THE SON OF GOD"... but aren't we all "God's Children?" So... maybe it's not just him that can perform miracles... we all can, it just takes faith/concentration/belief/whatever. I mean... Peter did walk on the water for a few steps before falling in right?

Just something to consider.

I just realized how amazinglycreepy-ish christian that all sounded. For the record, I am undecided about just about everything, religion, politics, what sandwitch I want to eat... I just was trying to convey one of the theories I was considering...

As a Christian, I actually think it's not about how powerful they were. It was the fact that Jesus had all this power and still willingly gave himself over to the slaughter despite not omitting any real crime. I suppose it's not about who is the biggest and the most powerful, it's about who was willing to give the most. I can understand voting for the guy who would give you the shirt off his back over the guy who could fly.

Of course I am horribly biased.

"Of course I am horribly biased."

And smart enough to know s/he is.

I am too though.

:P xD

HAve you told them that?

If not, you should...

That is a very interesting concept. I mean how would the world know if little fetal jesus hasn't already been aborted. Hell what if God has tried over and over to give this second chance and every time it’s failed. Would he try a new route? Spontaneous male pregnancy perhaps? That certainly would get a lot of attention and the poor man might not even realize something was up until the big day saving fetal jesus from yet another abortion. Hehee, sorry I couldn't help it the whole idea made me giggle.

Hahaha, fetal jesus makes me giggle.

One would assume, however, that the son of gawd would probably be born to a true believer, who likely would be opposed to the whole abortion thing.

Even true believers don't believe in things like that, sometimes. And widdle fetal Jesus is funny. I hope it forces him to just come the fuck on down.

This makes me think of a Penny Arcade comic where Jesus comes down just to get in on some fried twinkies.

I consider these discussions fascinating, but I'll be as eager to ridicule someone that takes them SERIOUSLY as someone that would argue about how draconian rules about shoe sizes are keeping wide-footed Hermes from getting an appropriate replacement to his divine winged sandals at the local Foot Locker.

Heh. I'm the same way. Shit like this goes through my head all day. I know I don't know what exactly Jesus was, cause I wasn't there and didn't see. I find way too much of popular doctrine laughable, but that's a whole other discussion.

As far as male pregnancy, how exactly would that work?

I haven't quite figured that part out yet. I suppose if it is a divine immaculate conception then God would take care of that. On a slightly lighter note I've been thinking. Pregnancy is like a parasitic infestation in the most basic of terms. I mean the fetus grows inside the placenta which attaches itself to the uterine wall which then ciphers the hosts blood and such to the fetus. Like a parasite so in theory I guess you would need a hollow cavity and an organ for the thing to feed off of right? The host would no longer have to be female. I suppose separating the placenta from the organ upon delivery would be the tough though. Hehee funny to think about though.

Not much is scientifically impossible, my friend. iI'm not arguing, you may very well be right, I don't know, I wasn't there.

you are true, perhaps nothing is scientifically impossible. it's just my thought. it makes no sense in my brain. perhaps we should look at the bible for symbolism as opposed to raw realism.

Magic is magic until someone studies and explores it. Then it's science.

still to me devine powers from this said god can not to this day be unrecalled for. thru medicine we should've already cured blindness and cancer if this jesus could do it years and years ago. we have advanced not the oposite.